The Worst Poem In The Universe

The Worst Poem In The Universe is a journey through Australia and a response to the idea that it could be regarded as a lucky country. Australian author Donald Horne wrote a book entitled Lucky Country in 1964, it was intended ironically but has since turned in to a phrase that is commonly heard throughout Australia. This work is an exploration into how good luck and bad-luck reveal themselves on the of surface the country.

The title of the project is in reference to a poem entitled ‘Our Future’ written by Gina Rinehart, the wealthiest person in Australia. The poem has been described as the “worst poem in the universe” partly because of the way Gina explicitly rallies for minerals to be dug out the earth at all costs and with as little taxation as possible, but also because the poem lacks the sensibility of poetic prose, reading more like a manifesto. Gina herself could be described as perhaps the luckiest of Australians, since she inherited her father’s (Lang Hancock) mining empire, which included some hefty annual royalties, along side a clean $75 million. Since then she has gone on to benefit hugely from the selling of iron ore to feed China’s exponential boom, to her credit multiplying the value of her fathers business many a fold.

This project in turn then is a response to idea of ‘luck’ and how almost anything can be subject to the grip of good luck/bad-luck. But most pertinently how the word seems to be so applicable to Australia, a country that has enjoyed continued prosperity and holds 18% of the worlds total known mineral resources. To add to this, with a population of 25 million, the country holds all the statistics as the worlds most prolific gambling nation.

© Chris Hoare - Bush fire, Broome.
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Bush fire, Broome.

© Chris Hoare - Two weeks before Christmas, Alice Springs.
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Two weeks before Christmas, Alice Springs.

© Chris Hoare - Spending winnings from the pokies, Gold Coast.
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Spending winnings from the pokies, Gold Coast.

© Chris Hoare - Listening to Chicago, Gold Coast.
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Listening to Chicago, Gold Coast.

© Chris Hoare - Grow your wealth, Townsville.
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Grow your wealth, Townsville.

© Chris Hoare - Meditating, Gold Coast.
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Meditating, Gold Coast.

© Chris Hoare - Hotel, Gold Coast.
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Hotel, Gold Coast.

© Chris Hoare - Entering the casino, Perth.
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Entering the casino, Perth.

© Chris Hoare - Halo, Townsville.
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Halo, Townsville.

© Chris Hoare - Dancing on Darwin.
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Dancing on Darwin.

© Chris Hoare - "You should see the view", Cairns.
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"You should see the view", Cairns.

© Chris Hoare - Gold mine, Kalgoorlie.
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Gold mine, Kalgoorlie.

© Chris Hoare - 265 gaming machines, Gold Coast.
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265 gaming machines, Gold Coast.

© Chris Hoare - Game Over, Melbourne.
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Game Over, Melbourne.

© Chris Hoare - Holding hands in Newtown, Sydney.
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Holding hands in Newtown, Sydney.

© Chris Hoare - King of the world, Melbourne.
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King of the world, Melbourne.

© Chris Hoare - Ukongo, Sydney.
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Ukongo, Sydney.

© Chris Hoare - Southern Cross, Sydney.
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Southern Cross, Sydney.

© Chris Hoare - Traveller, Alice Springs.
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Traveller, Alice Springs.

© Chris Hoare - Fruit bat, Katherine.
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Fruit bat, Katherine.

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